I don't understand why anyone would like summer. These are a few reasons why I hate it:
It's hot. Way too hot.
Oh, the humidity!
Sweating
Sweat=stink
Extra pimples
Sunburn
To avoid sunburn you must put on goopy, smelly, sticky lotion that makes your skin shiny and more pimply
Frizzy hair
It's so darn hot I don't understand why anyone wants to leave the house
Air conditioning=high electric bills
Your makeup melts right off your face
You have to shave your legs more
It's so much harder to sleep when it's hot
Pit stains are not classy
P.S.- I am grateful that I live in Colorado where the heat and the cold are rarely extreme. There is little humidity and I haven't been bitten by a mosquito in almost four years. But I'll be moving back to the midwest soon and I'll have to go back to hating life from May through September. Ugh.
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